Communication is so important to family life. It is one of the fundamental pieces of a healthy and loving home. With that being said, here are a few choice snippets that have been overhead at my house recently. If you know my family personally, then have fun trying to figure out who said what to whom.
"Dad, it's like it's farting."
"Dangit, Eli. That's gross! We wear underwear in this family."
"When me and Zeke grow up, we want to be in a band."
"Oops. I spilled, but that's okay."
"My booty is stuck."
"These are skinney jeans. See how they start up big at the top and then get smaller down here?"
"I just don't think it's very responsible to throw everything away."
"No, do not touch your butt."
"It's funny that the beer commercial made him laugh."
"What, you ate all of them?"
"Can you clip this cape on me?"
"I'm putting these in front of me, like they do in the movies."
"I love you!"
"Hey hey, listen to your heart now. Hey hey, don't you feel the rush."
"There's poop coming out."
"I love butt cracks."
I'm trying to fart!
"Snow White is white. And she's yellow too."
"I want to give him a kiss."
"I love you."
"Bahye, bahye. Did you hear hime say bye bye?"
"Pull your underwear down. What are you doing? That's disgusting!"
"I've been ripping plastic for years."
"Did you hear that music? I was just doing some break dancing."
"Can you tuck us in?"
"I love you guys."
1 comments:
You need to make a school list as well.
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