Right In The Ukelele

As a dad, it is so much fun having boys. It's great to run around and wrestle with them. They love to see how hard they can punch me. And they always want to show me how fast they are. I love it.

One of the best things, however, are the laughs we get to have. There is a level of immaturity in guys that is always present at some level. Being the father of two boys (and soon to be three) I feel it is my privilege, nay, obligation, to provide them with plenty of fodder for fart gags and crotch jokes. It just comes with the territory. One of our favorite pastimes is coming up with clever euphemisms for these hilarious things.

I accidentally-on purpose taught the boys a new one the other day. It has become a pretty popular saying around our house lately. I did not realize quite how ingrained in our vocabulary it had become until I showed the boys this recent picture. Of course the first words out of their mouths were-

"Ow, right in the ukelele!"

You are looking at one proud dad.